Friday, July 31, 2009

How do you tame a lion?

It just seems like such a great idea and such a noble profession, but I can't find any information about it.
Answers:
You can't. They are wild animals by nature. Look what happened to the Sigfried and Roy act. Big cats living in luxury, with trainers they were very familiar.
You don't. They are a wild animal, and they will always be killers at heart. Its just the facts of life!
You cannot tame a lion, only train it to do things.
Very Carefully!!
with a stick and a lot of prostetic body parts, youre gonna need them. but i dont think you can, they were born killers and will always be killers, its like me teaching you to not eat.
very very carefully.
Just ask Roy Horn of Siegfried and Roy.
The same way you train your spouse. What's that dear? I'm coming honey!
you give it a lobotomy
Why would you want to tame such a beautiful animal? Now if your talking about getting on for a pet, you don't tame it, you care for it and respect it. Just like you would for any animal you get.

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